April 18th, 2014
lulz-time:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
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lulz-time:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

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Rise and shine, sleeping beauty!
↳ Disney Princesses + waking up

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April 17th, 2014

heretherebewildthings:

When you have a great grandmother as old as mine,

people are surprised.

Surprised that human life can sustain itself for that amount of time

when there’s earthquakes, floods

and the plague is brewing somewhere in the south western united states.

She’s a bit of a fun-fact I keep tucked away in…

I love this.

strikesonspares:

aseaofquotes:

— Dr. Seuss

for real though

strikesonspares:

aseaofquotes:

— Dr. Seuss

for real though

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martinlux:

The Scooters of Marseille (France) - August, 2013
Fujifilm X100S

martinlux:

The Scooters of Marseille (France) - August, 2013

Fujifilm X100S

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tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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